The Mills Files
And finally, I had to include this one as a wee bonus, because it is pretty daft when you think about how much fuel it’s added to the fire of this docs extended edition.
Basically the story goes that Heather Mills knows the truth about Paul and she’s set instructions for his secret to be revealed should anything happen to her. This truth is obviously the fact that Paul is dead.
Or it could be one of the many facts she alluded to around the time of her feisty divorce battle with McCartney that includes allegations of domestic violence, drug use and alcoholism.
Plus, we already know that Heather Mills either has a select memory, or a very loose relationship with the truth.
You know, like these aren’t glamour shots…
And this isn’t full frontal pornography…
I rest my my case. Heather Mills may not be the most reliable source for Paul McCartney home truths.
So to conclude. It’s obvious from my above findings that I believe this to be the most believable documentary on Paul McCartney secretly being dead. Which is kind of like saying Findus Lasagne was the best horse meat tainted ready meal, or series 2 was the best series of Mrs Browns Boys. Put simply. It’s a complete crock of shit. However as a viewing experience it does other the potential for many a drinking game. So let’s raise a glass to the memory of the not-so-dead Paul McCartney. Your conspiracy theorists get us drunk!
