TamagotKeith
Tamagotchi was great back in the day. You’d spend days laboriously feeding, petting and washing some jumbled set of pixels. You’d wind up obsessive about caring for this low resolution bastard child (these Tamagotchi’s parents seriously dropped the ball!). Sneaking the game under the desk at primary school (that little bleep would always give it away). And then nothing…the fucker died.
TamagotKeith is the reboot that comes with a lifetime guarantee. Go party, hire a hooker, snort cocaine off her breasts or even take a gap year all safely in the knowledge that Keith will be there when you return. Now comes with the catchphrases “Well,like, you know” “Mick’s a cunt” and “this isn’t coke, this is Pepsi!”
