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A Very Steel Panther Christmas – Three Tracks We’d Love To Hear

Steel Panther have Christmas arriving early this year with the release of a new single but what would their version of a Christmas song be?

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Steel Panther have brought the Christmas cheer ahead of schedule with the release of a new video for their latest single ‘Anything Goes’. This single is from the forthcoming album Lower The Bar which will be released 24th March of next year. The single is a real holiday treat with psychedelic colours and eye-popping cartoon characters clearly depicting the lyrics in the fun way of Steel Panther.

But wouldn’t it be a greater treat to hear Steel Panther’s version of some Christmas songs. The Glam metal have already created ‘The Stocking Song’ which is more acoustic than would be expected but cheeky content still remains. Here are a few songs which could be adapted perfectly by Steel Panther in their sexually fun driven minds.

  1. Jingle My Balls – You don’t really need much imagination for this but a music video could be very creative in portraying this idea.
  2. We Three Kings and One Queen – Maybe a song on similar themes to system Of A Down’s ‘Bounce’ but the ratio of each gender has been reversed.
  3. How Rudolph Got The Name Red Nose – A more intriguing name and could potentially have a more innocent nature, but at the same time really couldn’t.

Check out Steel Panther’s new single ‘Anything Goes’ below.


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