The Smiths Join Twitter: The Worst Possible Tweets!

The news that The Smiths had joined Twitter was greeted with an unusual amount of fanfare recently. Some even pointed to it being the first sign of a reunion, because, ya know, Twitter and stuff.

In reality it just turned out to be a record company controlled PR exercise aimed and promoting The Smiths “Legacy” (and lucrative back catalogue). But what if The Smiths were actually in control of their own twitter? The examples below should display why it would be a complete and utter omnishambles.