Yoko Ono has never exactly had a reputation for being the sanest mind, but her twitter accounts takes insanity to a whole new level. Here’s just a selection of recent tweets from the conceptual artist and widow of John Lennon.
Painting to be watered: Water every day.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) July 16, 2015
Hammer a nail in the center of a piece of glass. Send each fragment to an arbitrary address.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) July 19, 2015
Whisper all your secret thoughts to a pachinko ball.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) July 10, 2015
Polish an orange.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) June 30, 2015
We at HTF towers decided, after the laughter had died down, that we should create our own selection of Yoko-esque tweets. Here’s a few we came up with…
It’s as easy as that! In fact it’s so easy that we’ve created our own Yoko tweet template so you can create your own, share your creations in the comments below or on twitter @htfmag.
