With the release of Motorhead’s War-Pig Mask (a real-life replica of the band’s infamous ‘Snaggletooth‘ logo), here at MOSH, we came up with 5 of the best uses of this rather unexpected creation! Sadly, at time of writing, Halloween is still a long way off. So let’s take a look at how we decided the mask can be put to good use until then…
1. A Particularly Offensive Door-Knocker For Warding Off Unsolicited Callers!
There is nothing more annoying that unwanted callers at your front door! Whether it be clip-board twats wishing to carry out a survey, Jehovah’s Witnesses, people trying to sell you cheaper gas (if they can’t get to you by phone, they will get to you somehow) or your dear old Granny inviting herself over for tea, this mask would be a sure-fire way to put them off from entering. Why not daub it in the blood of your slain enemies (or red paint… This isn’t Game Of Thrones) for extra effect! Actually, that take’s things nicely to use number 2.
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2. The Ultimate Head-Gear For Going Into Battle!
For those of you who live the life of a War-Lord in Medieval times, this could be the perfect mask to make you stand out in the field of battle! Why limit yourself to a plain old steel helmet when you could be rocking this, striking fear into the very core of your enemies as you ride into battle, broadsword at the ready? Just make sure to wear some chain-mail underneath… Apparently an arrow to the skull is a bit painful!
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3. A Very Elaborate Fruit Bowl!
Fruit. How many times have you been told you need to eat five portions of fruit? Do you look at your fruit bowl and wish it was a little less boring? Well fear no more, your apples and oranges will look 98% more bad-ass if popped into this mask! Simply turn it upside down, insert fruit and Lemmy’s-Your-Uncle!
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4. The Perfect Hat For A Formal Occasion!
Are you the Mother Of The Bride at your daughter’s wedding? Meeting the girlfriends parents for the first time? Big presentation at work? Well, forget Top-Hat’s, Bowler’s and massive colourful hats full of fruit and flowers! This mask would make the perfect head-wear for any formal event! You’re sure to never be forgotten (or forgiven).
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5. An Unusual Bed For A Small Cat!
Wicker Baskets and Plastic Beds are all well and good, but surely little Tiddles will get bored of all that generic crap! Why not put some nice warm cushioning in this piece of art and brag to all your friends about how Rock & Roll your cat is in comparison to theirs! There cat’s are probably listening to Atomic Kitten (are they even a thing any more? Hopefully not!) whilst yours is head-banging to Ace Of Spades and making their paw into the closest shapes they can form to the metal-horns.
