Everyone loves lists, lists are amazing, and this one is going to help you in one of the best parts of your life which you’re going to take part in. Let us show you 10 ways A Day to Remember will help you have a night to remember.
1. Leave All The Lights On – (Common Courtesy)
Look dead into that person’s eye and make sure they goddamn know you’re into it. Don’t turn the lights off and by Christ don’t use that paper bag under your bed. Look deep into their eyes and make it the best damn time so they’ll never forget your face.
2. You Had Me At Hello – (And Their Name Was Treason)
You know what? Hell with it! Go for it right from the word go, some of the best nights you’re ever going to have are going to presumptive and with people whose names you don’t even remember. There is one downside to this though; there is a fine line between being spontaneous and rape. Learn the difference.
3. Show ‘Em The Ropes – (For Those Who Have Heart)
Virginity is something to be treasured, let’s be honest its like pens, once you’ve lost it, you’re never going to find that again. So you’re going to want it to be one of the best moments you’re never going to forget. If you have someone and it’s their first time, make sure they know what they hell they’re doing for next time.
4. Sticks and Bricks – What Separates Me From You
Friday 17th February 2014 is International Fetish Day. People can be into some weird crap. Be prepared for this, and try to enjoy it, it might be a quick fling, or you might really enjoy it yourself. I don’t care what you’re into as, long as it’s not illegal.
5. Life Lessons Learned the Hard Way – (Common Courtesy)
I think this is pretty self-explanatory, you will learn from the hard things in your love life. Take them in and care for them as they will soon blossom into something even harder. Every single experience is a learning curve, don’t worry about a thing and carry on as normal.
6. I Heard It’s The Softest Thing Ever – (For Those Who Have Heart)
Don’t worry man; it happens to the best of us. It’s nothing to worry about; you just might not have been that into it, and if it persists there are special blue pills that can help you out, so there’s nothing to be concerned with, and I’m not talking about the one from the Matrix.
7. Since U Been Gone – (For Those Who Have Heart)
‘I can breathe for the first time’. If she’s complaining about the lack of breathing then asphyxiation is probably not the course of action you want to be taking. There have been people in the past who have managed to get themselves into a bit of bother through this method.
8. 2nd Sucks – (What Separates Me From You)
Don’t be afraid to get down under and have some fun with your tongue. You’ve used it enough for sweet talking to even get to this point; you may as well use it for pleasure, you know, as a small thank you.
9. Sometimes You’re The Hammer, Sometimes You’re the Nail – (Common Courtesy)
Sometimes you’re on top, sometimes you’re on bottom. Take your turns, don’t be a lazy shit and make someone else do the hard work. Get up and do some work for once. Trust me when I say it’s good for the both of you.
10. Right Back At It Again – (Common Courtesy)
Ok it’s taken you just 30 seconds until you feel like you’re done. Now here’s the kicker, they’re not. Time to get that second wind and go for round two, and this time make it last longer than a small sneeze.
Hopefully the incredible love masters at A Day to Remember and your ever helpful Hit the Floor Magazine have managed to throw a few pointers your way. Don’t forget A Day To Remember tour this February, so make sure you check out their own performance for yourself.
