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JLS Launch Just Love Safe condom range

Suggestion for the lyrics in their next track; Cover your stump before you hump. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker. Don’t be silly, protect your willy. When in doubt, shroud your spout. You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong. If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it. If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey….

Manufactured pop quartet JLS have now put their branding on a range of  latex contraception along with the less than grammatically-perfect slogan ‘Just Love Safe’. The four band members are identified by one of four colours on all their merchandise which I think is actually a nice touch. The condoms, which thankfully are produced by the experts at Durex are also coloured to match this theme.

Aren’t all JLS fans 10 year old girls..? Well anyway, proceeds from the sales will go towards the newly established JLS Charitable Foundation for worthy causes, which is very respectable of the group and their record label and I suppose it’s a positive thing that they are trying to get a good message across to their fans about safe sex. I wonder if they practice what they preach..

Edit: I’m not sure putting the band member’s photos on the boxes was such a good idea? The last thing I want to think about seconds before having sex is Oritsé Williams!

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