Pop-punk legends MXPX have got into the Christmas spirit this year releasing a brand new track ‘Hold Your Tongue & Say Apple’ asking you to stop being an asshole this Christmas and just be nice. Sounds a reasonable request to us!
If you’re loving this, then also check out their 2009 Punk Rawk Xmas album with 10 more festive bangers to make this Christmas awesome!
Here’s the lyrics for ‘Hold Your Tongue & Say Apple’ if you want to sing-a-long!
You’ve been an asshole for most of your life
So all I want for Christmas is for you to be nice
You’ve been an asshole for most of your life
So all I want for Christmas is for you to be nice
Go head and turn the wheels
Digging deep inside your head
Back when you swore you could feel
Your body pulling off your bed
We can tell when you’re not listening
We can tell when you’re not all there
Everything takes really long for you to do
And I’m sure you think that life ain’t fair
You’ve been an asshole for most of your life
So all I want for Christmas is for you to be nice
You’ve been an asshole for most of your life
So all I want for Christmas is for you to be nice
That’s what they said to me
That’s what I thought I heard
It made my feelings bleed
It made my stomach burn
I guess I needed to hear
What I already knew
Cause sometimes that’s what it takes
For assholes to improve
You’ve been an asshole for most of your life
So all I want for Christmas is for you to be nice
You’ve been an asshole for most of your life
So all I want for Christmas is to never never ever be an asshole
