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Robot Wars Is Back! Have You Ever Combined Robot Wars Commentary & Porn? It’s Time!

You’re a knight of the realm Sir! Get in Sir!

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Wahey! everyone’s favourite BBC programme involving home-made robots fighting until death is back!

The legendary Robot Wars has been re-commissioned and will be returning to our screens later this year. With all the advancements in technology since the last season it’s sure to be an absolute bloodbath. Literally can’t wait to see the chaos!

Until it airs though, we want to share a discovery that we made a few years ago that we feel now need to go public. Did you know that if you combine Robot Wars and porn you literally have some of the most hilarious viewing known to man?

Let me explain…

You must remember that episode where the house robot Matilda got absolutely battered by Razor right? Was one of the most legendary scenes in Robot Wars history. Well, one drunken night after watching the video (below) back on YouTube, it felt only right to play the video’s commentary at the same time as playing porn. Possibly one of the greatest ideas of all time!

Lines such as “Matilda pressurised and punctured by Razor”, ‘The rear of Matilda has never quite been seen like this before”, “You’re a knight of the realm Sir! Get in Sir!” and any mention of “The Pit” suddenly have whole new meanings!

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Obviously we can’t post porn here but press play on the robot wars video below and then pick a video of your choosing (ideally one where they are really going at it!) and play it muted and prepare to laugh your ass off. You can thank us later!

Robot Wars will never be the same!

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