https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiBYM6g8Tck
So you all know the Los del Rio classic ‘The Macarena’ right? I mean who, doesn’t? Especially the dance! It’s pretty much a school disco, and cheesy nightclub, classic. But did you ever really listen to the lyrics? It’s actually pretty messed up; and also pretty obvious if we had spent less time dancing and more time listening to the words.
It turns out rather than being just about a cool dance (which we all thought it was right?) it’s about a slutty girl named Macarena. So slutty infact, that while her boyfriend is out of town in the army fighting wars and shit, she decides to cheat on him…..with 2 guys at the same time! The Macarena is about a girl having a threesome while her boyfriend is out of town in the army! Mind blown. It always seemed so innocent! How did we miss this?! According to the lyrics she is game for more cheating as well…
Oh, oh, oh
Ha ha ha ha ha…
I am not trying to seduce you
When I dance they call me Macarena
And the boys they say que soy buena
They all want me, they can’t have me
So they all come and dance beside me
Move with me, chant with me
And if you’re good I’ll take you home with me
Now don’t you worry about my boyfriend
He’s a boy who’s name is Vittorino
I don’t want him, couldn’t stand him
He was no good so I … ha ha ha
Now come on, what was I supposed to do?
He was out of town and his two friends were sooo fine
Come and find me, my name is Macarena
I’m always at the party
Con las chicas que estan buenas
Come join me, dance with me
And all you fellows chant along with me
And here are the lyrics for the Spanish parts in english…
Give your body joy, Macarena
Because your body is meant to be given joy and good things
Give your body joy, Macarena.
Hey Macarena!
Macarena has a boyfriend who is named
Who is named with the last name Vitorino
And while he was being sworn in as a conscript
She’s giving it to two friends
Macarena dreams of the Corte Inglés*
(*Spain’s biggest department store)
and she buys herself the most modern clothes
She would like to live in New York
And seduce a new boyfriend… aaay!
Source (HP)
The song will never be the same again. Check out the video below to see people’s reactions when they find out. Macarena is such a bitch!
