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Wife Club Special Report – Why Zooey Deschanel Will Never Be In Wife Club!

We all love Zooey but she’s just not ‘Wife Club’. Find out why….

Wife Club Special Report

Why Zooey Deschanel Will Never Be In Wife Club

This is why Zooey Deschanel will never make it into Wife Club :

I’m sure most of you like myself have Zooey in your standard top five lists, but this isn’t a standard list, this is Wife Club! I said earlier how a girls character can be so good it gets them into wife club, well with Zooey i think its the complete opposite. The character she played in 500 Days Of Summer was such a full time bitch that it has completely ruined Zooey for me. Who would want to marry a girl that broke Joseph Gordon Levitt’s heart (in a film) he had cancer for christ sake (in a film) – Anyway she played that role so well, its almost believable she’d get bored of you after a month or so, and as much as I want to take that risk she just can’t make it into wife club when there’s too much at stake. Sorry Zooey but you seem like a bitch (in films).

Mark Holley

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