Wife Club Special Report
Why Zooey Deschanel Will Never Be In Wife Club
This is why Zooey Deschanel will never make it into Wife Club :
I’m sure most of you like myself have Zooey in your standard top five lists, but this isn’t a standard list, this is Wife Club! I said earlier how a girls character can be so good it gets them into wife club, well with Zooey i think its the complete opposite. The character she played in 500 Days Of Summer was such a full time bitch that it has completely ruined Zooey for me. Who would want to marry a girl that broke Joseph Gordon Levitt’s heart (in a film) he had cancer for christ sake (in a film) – Anyway she played that role so well, its almost believable she’d get bored of you after a month or so, and as much as I want to take that risk she just can’t make it into wife club when there’s too much at stake. Sorry Zooey but you seem like a bitch (in films).
Mark Holley




















