With the news breaking that thrash icons Slayer are set to release a ‘media machine’ sports care in conjunction with Scion, we here at Hit The Floor got to thinking about what kind of band inspired cars we’d love to see hit the road. So adjust your rear view mirrors, move the steering wheel down a bit and fasten your seatbelts, we’re in for a bumpy ride.
(DISCLAIMER – This article will contain an inexcusable amount of puns. We are sorry. [We are not sorry.])
1. Audi-oslave
It’s comfortable, and makes you think you’re a lot cooler than you are. Let’s face it, your Dad probably likes it. He drives around thinking ‘I Am The Highway’ while you know there are better rides out there. But don’t worry, ‘Cochise’, you can still use it as your ‘Getaway Car’, it’ll still go like stink when you need it to. And yes, obviously it runs off ‘Gasoline’.
