One for the more hardcore cruiser. Do rum, violence, wenches, waving around a sword and swinging off of sails sound like fun activities to you? Have you ever thought that your parties don’t have enough people being dragged underneath a ship until they die? If so, then boy do we have a band of Scottish heavy-metal pirates for you. Survival is unlikely, but what a way to go eh? We vote that we in the MOSH office would probably die in a nasty rum and cannon based accident.